The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming;
“WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
“Wheat are we going to do now?”
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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TURN THE KNOB TO MORDOR
HAHAHA THAT TAG ^
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-Harry Potter and My Hogwarts Uniform.
-Harry Potter and I defeated the Basilisk with my Hogwarts Uniform.
-Harry Potter and I met my godfather with a blue shirt.
-Harry Potter and The red shirt I wear all through the movie
-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt again
-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt again
-Harry Potter and I changed the blue shirt for the red one
-Harry potter and I will confront my fate with my old blue shirt.
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1.Stephenie Meyer writes much more about the emotional aspect of her characters. Bella experiences a multitude of tumultuous feelings, and Meyer does a fine job letting us experience these with her. Meyer is also really good at describing her character’s emotions by their facial expressions and…
Really? REALLY?
I believe my brain just exploded from the sheer stupidity.
